It's here, it's here! Run for your lives and grab one!
Now, if they'd only come in life-size…
From Archie McPhee:
THE REMOTE CONTROL MOANING, WALKING ZOMBIES!
That's right, you can finally control your own undead minion using a brain-shaped remote that toggles it on and off. No more breaking into graveyards and casting voodoo spells, technology will do it all for you! One push of a button sends your own personal zombie shuffling and moaning in whatever direction you point him! Use this remote control zombie to scare your office mates and torment your pets.
This is so, so excellent. In particular, the “fun with pets” component intrigues me.