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Terror Tales Vol. 6 Issue 2 (1974)

Here’s some more terror for you, wrapped in a truly hideous cover. More monsters, more doom for hapless mortals, and more engrossing art to put a spell on you. After you’ve read a few of these stories you’ll notice that a lot of evil and horror erupts between unhappy couples, the dead play mischief, and skeletons abound. And women get tied up and traumatized and faint a lot.

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Tarzan and the Huntress (1947) Pressbook

Reading this pressbook I learned something I hadn't really thought about: Tarzan is a vegetarian. I bet you didn't know that either.  I like the tagline, "Cheta makes with antics when the animal kingdom revolts." It is also reassuring that, even in a jungle, a family can thrive (with a lot of help from the studio crafts department). While many Tarzans that followed could speak, rather eloquently, I prefer my Tarzan with his grunts, umgawas, and hand gestures. The strength of Johnny Weismuller's characterization comes from the simplicity of an uneducated, uncivilized man who shows just how civilized and educated he can be through his actions. Now, if they could have lessened the "white beauties" angles and chose a more realistic approach, this series would be much better than it is, but having grown up with it, I still think it's pretty good, even with its faults. You can read more about the movie on ERBzine.

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Terror Tales Vol.5 Issue 4 (1973)

The later issues of Terror Tales, and all other Eerie comics publications, rehashed stories and elements from earlier covers to save money. In this issue, Pool of Horror is reprinted, though I forget from which issue, but hey, enjoy the wonderful black and white art and the usual tropes of political incorrectness (ah, the 1970s), and revel at monsters not caring a wit about it, of course. One story, The Day Man Died, is par for the course of 1960s and 1970s angst about the future, where robots would do all the work. leaving man to idle away his time in endless fun stuff. Seems the writers of these stories forgot the most important thing: You need to buy a robot first, and lord knows how much that will cost. So maybe the story title should have been The Day Those Who Could Afford the Luxury of a Robot Died.

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Bruce Gentry — Daredevil of the Skies (1949)
Pressbook

In the first chapter of Bruce Gentry — Daredevil of the Skies serial, the mysterious villain, Recorder, sends a flying saucer (disc) to crash into Bruce’s plane. It happens within the first few minutes and the saucer is animated. The following year, The Flying Saucer (1950), had Soviet and American agents fighting over possession of a flying saucer. The term “flying saucer” was coined by a United Press newspaper man in 1947, after an amateur pilot saw nine objects in the sky giving off bright flashes of light. Of course, the U.S. Airforce now prefers the term UFO (unidentified flying object), but “flying saucer” has a cooler, vintage ring to it. The flying discs that Recorder controls remotely, acting more like drones, leads Bruce to investigate them to see if they can be repurposed for commercial use. I’m not sure if drones, which first saw action in 1917 during the First World War, were thought to have commercial potential in the 1940s, aside from their military uses. In 1935, the British began using the term “drone” to refer to their pilotless aircraft. And because drone is too simple a word, the term used today is UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle). That doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like drone. Long story short: the first appearance of a flying saucer in cinema may be credited to this serial. Although a bit wonky in the animation department (clearly basement budget), that’s still important to note.

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Boy Slaves (1939) Pressbook

Recurring themes in some movies of the 1930s and 1940s centered around boys, streetwise or collegiate, boy gangs, and boys in trouble, either with the law or through exploitation. In Boy Slaves, the trouble stems from exploitation. It's fascinating how much history we don't learn in school. In this instance, it's corrupt business through forced labor in a  Turpentine Camp. Products derived from turpentine were big money during the 19th century. In the 1870s, camps of laborers to tap into pine trees sprung up in northwest Florida. By the 1930s, corruption and abuse took over, forcing prisoners, and those falsely accused of a crime to make them prisoners, into slave labor for these camps. Many black workers were also snared by putting them in debt so that they could never repay what they owed. Instead of cash, tokens or scrip (any substitute for legal money) were used instead. That song, Sixteen Tons, by Merle Travis, may have been about a coal mine company store, but the turpentine camp company store did the same thing to keep workers unable to pay off their debt. Luckily, times changed when other replacement chemicals and the uses for turpentine started drying up. 

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Dark Doors by John L. Davis IV
Viva La Apocalypse

Dark doors book coverMy review for Dark Doors first appeared in The Horror Zine. Please go there to see more reviews by me and other staff book reviewers as well as fiction, poetry, and art by many of today's established and up and coming horror-creatives. This review is reposted with permission.

As a reader, you should know, up front, that all book reviewers are bound by their acquired tastes for those savory stories and novels they naturally gravitate to. Not much of a surprise there, but it is easy to forget that what I, as one of those reviewers, may say or think about a book is not gospel or particularly insightful; but hopefully, at least, entertaining and informative so you can make a fairly good decision, a yay or nay, on reading that author’s work. It is, while prone to dodging the slings and arrows of annoyed authors and their disgruntled fans, an important function of the critical process that most reviewers take seriously.

I mention all this because John L. Davis’s Dark Doors is not my cup of tea. Davis is a gloom and doom, apocalyptic, sky has fallen, kind of author who delves deeply into body horror, dismembered bits, and no-one-gets-out-alive fiction that can be a downer for a reader like myself. Give me a suspenseful ghost story, a building-threat supernatural mystery, or a Lovecraftian monster ensemble anytime and I am aces. It is to his credit that he does it so well, for the most part, in Dark Doors that I have no qualms recommending this collection to you. If you are the type who likes kicking little puppy dogs when no one is looking or happily driving in the rain hoping to plow through large puddles near pedestrians, then Davis’s stories are your cup of tea—with arsenic. And, most likely, they are even your kind of apocalypse served up stark and cold, and to your prepper heart’s liking. Just be careful as he is prone to rip out hearts, organs, and limbs with much gusto through his detailed descriptions. Clearly, he is not a fan of the Hallmark Channel.

His cheerless characters move between just enough sentience for the situation, in stereotypical terms we all know by heart, and more than enough with relatable people you wish were not in the dire situations he puts them in. One such unfortunate but relatable soul is found in Cavity Search, the opener, where an autopsy goes awry and Allen Dirkan, an unpleasant, condescending medical examiner, disliked by everyone, has a sour day. Even though Davis makes Dirkan a real asswipe (we all know someone like him, at some point, right?), you still feel for the poor slub as the body wheeled into his room still has some weird life in it. Reading more like an opening chapter to a novel, the story has no ending, so I would hope Davis returns to writing more about Dirkan and, hopefully, helps him survive—or at least kills him off quickly for mercy’s sake.

Reading through this collection you may notice there is no hero’s journey (well, mostly), no going from bad to good (more like bad to worse), and no self-growth or enlightenment (just you die or are close to dying, usually horribly and without some body parts still connected). His people are stuck in the moments engulfing them and what happens is graphically rendered.

From the Homestead, a short-short where a hopeful couple meet their grisly ending in an idyllic setting, to Mountain Nightmare: A Christmas Tale, when family becomes a nightmare waiting to eat you alive (no Burl Ives singing Silver and Gold in this one), Davis never lets up on the bleakness.

The person you will really feel for is found in The Headman’s Blade, hands down the best story in this collection of nineteen. If you go back far enough in your television viewing habits, you may envision a 1950s black and white western show as you read how a village blacksmith, in meticulous detail, forges an axe for shearing heads. Tobias Reere sweats through the metal hammering and shaping of the blade as a deadline draws to its end. The law is the law in this gloomy apocalyptic tale, but the precision that Davis uses describing the forging of that blade, the hinting at the reasons behind it, and the pacing that builds and builds makes this an exceptional short story regardless of its genre.

The second-best story would be Searching for Stephen King. Another apocalyptic situation as Blanks, formerly known as Anderson Palmer, struggles, along with his companion, to see any given day to its end. In between finding food and fending off monsters, he searches for the book that will complete his Stephen King collection. Blanks likes books. So much so that he fails to realize the piles of them suddenly appearing here and there in his foraging will lead him to danger. Perhaps here one can say a hero’s journey is in the making. While overall a good read, the structure of the story is predictable without a good reason for being so; but the ending, given Davis’s penchant for staring into the abyss-like denouements, is a nice change.

Or perhaps, Fat Jack would be the hero’s journey, although twisted like a knot a la Davis.  A demon intruder butchers his family, sending Jack on a mission of revenge. Losing weight, lifting weights, and searching for the killer consumes him until the tables turn and Jack becomes the predator with no mercy. The simple structure of this story, unspeakable tragedy to single-minded mission to meeting one’s pain head on, moves Jack through changes he never would have imagined. This story has the quirky darkness and gory splash that would make a good half-hour animated horror.

For light-hearted fare, sorry, you will not find it in this collection except for Sunday Morning. Even that is a stretch, but if you include dark humor Davis serves it up as Ty Walder enjoys his day off. Sure, Ty keeps looking at the basement door—he works at home—and suppresses the urge to ruin his peaceful day of rest by doing some odds and ends while he sips his coffee; but he controls his urge until his work catches up with him. As a person who works from home, I can sympathize with him.

”Before, he used to work in various locations, but found it far too stressful. He did the work because it was necessary, but there was little enjoyment in it. Working from home had changed all that. Now, he had to make himself quit at the end of the day, and had instituted the self-imposed mandatory Sundays off, to ensure that he wouldn’t burn out.”

But no matter how hard you work, there is always more to do or to be done to you. Like Fat Jack, this is another short-short that would make a perfect Love Death +Robots animated entry.

Other stories mix it up with zombies, monstrous others, doomed victims, demolished societies, shattered lives, with assorted limb-shredding along the way. Other stories are even more gloomy, doomy, and perhaps not to be read on your peaceful days off or just before bed if you have trouble falling asleep. But for a self-published book (although some stories in this collection were previously published), the typos are few, the writing is good—and sometimes exceptional—and the visceral horror aplenty. So pour a cup, without arsenic, turn on your Kindle, and enjoy.

The Devil Thumbs a Ride (1947) Pressbook

A noir with Lawrence Tierney. From the Nitrate Diva: “This pulpy, high-octane B noir from RKO flirts so outrageously with comedy that you may not see its nastiest blows coming. Deranged tonal shifts and a farfetched plot make The Devil Thumbs a Ride more disturbing than many comparatively somber and cohesive entries in the noir canon. Murder, sadism, depravity, greed, and betrayal: that’s business as usual. But peppered with wacky sitcom-style hijinks? Now that’s twisted.” Ditto, I say. There are slick slacks noirs, almost noirs, and plain trousers noirs; then there’s this one with  Lawrence Tierney.

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Abbott and Costello in
Comin’ Round the Mountain (1951)
Pressbook

A light-hearted romp with the usual shenanigans. What cracks me up every time is the bit between Lou and Aunt Huddy (she dabbles in the black mountain arts). Lou wants a love potion. Both get into a tiff, make voodoo doll effigies of themselves and start sticking it to each other. I love it. Dorothy Shay (The Park Avenue Hillbillie) sings some songs. What’s not to love?

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Yogee The Amazing Answer Board (1944)

Amazing the stuff I've tossed into the closet over the years and forgot about. Here's one such item: the Yogee Amazing Answer Board. Maybe I should ask it why I keep tossing so much stuff into my closet. Then again, I may not like the answer, so best to leave sleeping ghosts lie. If you go to eBay you'll see this thing go for hundreds of dollars. Not sure why. It is rather cool, though.

The story behind it is even cooler. Some years ago I was on a nostalgia visit to 1000 Acres dude Ranch (a place where city-slickers learn how to fall off a horse). In a previous post I mentioned how I would vacation there in the 1960s summers for weeks on end (or more like stationed, considering we spent over a month there one summer). During my nostalgia visit I hopped in the car one day to go find a bookstore, somewhat close, that I had learned about. I like visiting small bookstores anywhere, any chance I can. This particular bookstore was noted as carrying magic books (I am a former member of the Society of American Magicians and the International Brotherhood of Magicians, so yeah, that was a good hook for me). When I got to the bookstore, it was a long, narrow, rectangle of bookshelves and books. I didn't see any magic-related books, though. As I was leaving, the owner, a pleasant fellow (the type you would want to run a bookstore), asked if I was looking for anything specific. He had noticed the look of disappointment on my face. I was kind of shy at that stage of my life so I was glad he asked. Otherwise, I would have left without realizing the wonderful secret hidden at the back of the bookstore.

He said "oh,yes," he had magic books, and led the way. Toward the back of the bookstore he opened a door. Behind the door was an honest to gosh magic shop. Props, tricks, books, posters, you name it, within the glass counters, on the many shelves, and hanging on the walls was enough magic to dazzle an amateur and professional alike. He said the previous owner opened it, it failed, and, well, there you go. It was a blip in time that got stuck, to my delight for sure. That's where I found Yogee: and, after I tallied it all up, quite a few books on magic, a poster or two, and some tricks. It was weird and special, and one of those wow moments that make living a lot of dull ones, in-between, not a problem. 

So that's how Yogee found its way into my closet. 

 

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Yogee the Amazing Answer Board 02
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For the Flong of It

What's a flong? Glad you asked. I was wondering that myself for a while. I had them, but didn't know what I had. Collecting pressbooks for movies, an important part of each pressbook was the ad mat section. This is where various sized ads for promoting the movie were shown, with their ordering numbers, for use as newspaper ads. The theater manager would clip out the ads they wanted to run in local newspapers from the pressbook (a really necessary but naughty thing to do if you collect pressbooks like I do!),  then send the clipped ad mats to the regional office handling the movie. What they got back was a flong. Or flongs, if they sent in a few ad mat clippings. In stereotype printing, a flong is a negative mould made in order to cast a metal stereotype from it. The flong could be made from clay or papier-mâché. What the theaters received were the papier-mâché flongs. Here are a few examples below from my collection. The colors varied, but it didn't matter since the flong was only used to create the positive metal plate to print with. If you squint really good, you can make out some of the detail in these negative flongs, but they are, of course, hard to view as is. The positive image in ink was easier to see, once it was printed in the newspaper. 

So there you have it. Now go bring some nostalgia and coolness to your next party by asking "do you know what a flong is for?" 

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Stereotype flong 02
Stereotype flong 02
 

 

Space Patrol Periscope Premium (1950s)

Look what fell out of the closet. Back when you got cool swag through cereal premiums (either in the box or with a cutout from the box to mail in), this Space Patrol Periscope was a nifty gadget (omg–just 25 cents!) for intrepid earth-bound aliens and humans. Space Patrol was a juvenile-oriented science fiction running from 1950 to 1955 on television, but an adult audience soon followed, making it a popular series. While not even at the unexpurgated Star Wars level of special effects, it was still fun to watch the space drama unfold each week for many. Filmed on the original soundstage that Lon Chaney's silent, Phantom of the Opera, was shot, Space Patrol boasted larger setpieces than other science fiction series like Captain Video and Tom Corbett, Space Cadet (as cited in the Wikipedia article, but the citing website link is no longer active). Due to the limitations of broadcasting at the time, episodes were recorded via kinescope for distribution to distant television stations. I have a fond memory of building a similar periscope to spy on the neighborhood kids, but I wish I had had this one at the time. It's way cooler than the one I built.

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Space Patrol Periscope Cereal Premium 02
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Halloween 2022 Sighted at Michaels

The most wonderful time of year, Halloween, for those more akin to The Munsters (the originals, not the lame follow ups) or the Addams Family (ditto on the originals) kind of upbringing, has begun. Of course, give it a week or two before Christmas butts in, but enjoy it while you can. Michaels, as usual, is quick to the shelves with merchandise, the stuff that nightmares are made of. Whether you're into goth, dark, light, whimsical, classic, or just plain love it all, those shelves will provide you and your family with ample creepy and kooky fun. Lemax also has yet to disappoint. My favorite is the Mummy Mortuary. So Uber that broom and fly over to a Michaels if you are so inclined. Halloween is happening, baby.

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