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Terror Tales Vol.4 Issue 1 (1972)

Some terrifically gruesome stories in this one for you to sink your teeth into and warp your mind. No holds barred artwork delivers the goods, which in this issue are body parts, monstrous hungry sea witches, and bodies long dead but still moving to feed the crocodile god. Lots of hungry creatures in this issue. Those bulging eyes in The Demon's Night will keep you wide awake and The Bloody Statues will remind you of a Roger Corman movie. You've been warned. Don't blame me if you have nightmares.

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Charlie Chan, City In Darkness (1939)

The Chinese fictional detective, Charlie Chan, was played, almost entirely, by non-Asian men. Warner Oland was the first to don the proverbs for Fox and became very popular with his self-effacing and always-at-ease demeanor. Later actors would give Chan a more acerbic bite, but  Oland will always be my favorite. He went sleuthing through sixteen Chan movies for Fox before being replaced by Sidney Tolar. With Oland, his No. 1 son was played by Keye Luke. Luke joined Mr. Moto's Gamble (Moto was played by Peter Lorre) when  Oland died before completing his last Chan film. Luke stayed around mostly to use already shot footage and do some audience-bridging to the Moto series opener.  Wikipedia notes the Asian actors who have played Chan, in two early movies as a non-leading character (1926 and 1929), and five Shanghai and Hong Kong movies during the 1930s and 40s (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan#Films). Given today's climate with China, I doubt a new series would be successful. But you can enjoy the original one with Warner Oland and Keye Luke. For Bela Lugosi fans (me, me!), see Charlie Chan's The Black Camel (1931), shot on location in Honolulu. An excellent book on the series is Charlie Chan at the Movies by Ken Hanke.

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The Gay Falcon (1941) Pressbook

Nothing like a suave gay detective for women to fawn over and criminals to spar with. The 'gay' in the title, however, refers to the leading character, Gay Laurence, alias The Falcon. RKO used The Falcon (a staggering sixteen movies in all) to replace their The Saint series after falling out with Leslie Charteris; which, ironically, came about because Charteris blamed copyright infringement by RKO with The Falcon as a knock-off of The Saint. I tended to like George Sanders more than Tom Conway, who later took over for him around the fifth entry in the series. Both men looked alike since Tom Conway was Sanders' brother, but Sanders had that velvet-cake voice that was so sinister or disarming depending on the situation. He also played The Saint. The man kept busy for sure.

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Terror Tales Vol. 6 Issue 2 (1974)

Here’s some more terror for you, wrapped in a truly hideous cover. More monsters, more doom for hapless mortals, and more engrossing art to put a spell on you. After you’ve read a few of these stories you’ll notice that a lot of evil and horror erupts between unhappy couples, the dead play mischief, and skeletons abound. And women get tied up and traumatized and faint a lot.

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Tarzan and the Huntress (1947) Pressbook

Reading this pressbook I learned something I hadn't really thought about: Tarzan is a vegetarian. I bet you didn't know that either.  I like the tagline, "Cheta makes with antics when the animal kingdom revolts." It is also reassuring that, even in a jungle, a family can thrive (with a lot of help from the studio crafts department). While many Tarzans that followed could speak, rather eloquently, I prefer my Tarzan with his grunts, umgawas, and hand gestures. The strength of Johnny Weismuller's characterization comes from the simplicity of an uneducated, uncivilized man who shows just how civilized and educated he can be through his actions. Now, if they could have lessened the "white beauties" angles and chose a more realistic approach, this series would be much better than it is, but having grown up with it, I still think it's pretty good, even with its faults. You can read more about the movie on ERBzine.

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Terror Tales Vol.5 Issue 4 (1973)

The later issues of Terror Tales, and all other Eerie comics publications, rehashed stories and elements from earlier covers to save money. In this issue, Pool of Horror is reprinted, though I forget from which issue, but hey, enjoy the wonderful black and white art and the usual tropes of political incorrectness (ah, the 1970s), and revel at monsters not caring a wit about it, of course. One story, The Day Man Died, is par for the course of 1960s and 1970s angst about the future, where robots would do all the work. leaving man to idle away his time in endless fun stuff. Seems the writers of these stories forgot the most important thing: You need to buy a robot first, and lord knows how much that will cost. So maybe the story title should have been The Day Those Who Could Afford the Luxury of a Robot Died.

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Bruce Gentry — Daredevil of the Skies (1949)
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In the first chapter of Bruce Gentry — Daredevil of the Skies serial, the mysterious villain, Recorder, sends a flying saucer (disc) to crash into Bruce’s plane. It happens within the first few minutes and the saucer is animated. The following year, The Flying Saucer (1950), had Soviet and American agents fighting over possession of a flying saucer. The term “flying saucer” was coined by a United Press newspaper man in 1947, after an amateur pilot saw nine objects in the sky giving off bright flashes of light. Of course, the U.S. Airforce now prefers the term UFO (unidentified flying object), but “flying saucer” has a cooler, vintage ring to it. The flying discs that Recorder controls remotely, acting more like drones, leads Bruce to investigate them to see if they can be repurposed for commercial use. I’m not sure if drones, which first saw action in 1917 during the First World War, were thought to have commercial potential in the 1940s, aside from their military uses. In 1935, the British began using the term “drone” to refer to their pilotless aircraft. And because drone is too simple a word, the term used today is UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle). That doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like drone. Long story short: the first appearance of a flying saucer in cinema may be credited to this serial. Although a bit wonky in the animation department (clearly basement budget), that’s still important to note.

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Boy Slaves (1939) Pressbook

Recurring themes in some movies of the 1930s and 1940s centered around boys, streetwise or collegiate, boy gangs, and boys in trouble, either with the law or through exploitation. In Boy Slaves, the trouble stems from exploitation. It's fascinating how much history we don't learn in school. In this instance, it's corrupt business through forced labor in a  Turpentine Camp. Products derived from turpentine were big money during the 19th century. In the 1870s, camps of laborers to tap into pine trees sprung up in northwest Florida. By the 1930s, corruption and abuse took over, forcing prisoners, and those falsely accused of a crime to make them prisoners, into slave labor for these camps. Many black workers were also snared by putting them in debt so that they could never repay what they owed. Instead of cash, tokens or scrip (any substitute for legal money) were used instead. That song, Sixteen Tons, by Merle Travis, may have been about a coal mine company store, but the turpentine camp company store did the same thing to keep workers unable to pay off their debt. Luckily, times changed when other replacement chemicals and the uses for turpentine started drying up. 

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Dark Doors by John L. Davis IV
Viva La Apocalypse

Dark doors book coverMy review for Dark Doors first appeared in The Horror Zine. Please go there to see more reviews by me and other staff book reviewers as well as fiction, poetry, and art by many of today's established and up and coming horror-creatives. This review is reposted with permission.

As a reader, you should know, up front, that all book reviewers are bound by their acquired tastes for those savory stories and novels they naturally gravitate to. Not much of a surprise there, but it is easy to forget that what I, as one of those reviewers, may say or think about a book is not gospel or particularly insightful; but hopefully, at least, entertaining and informative so you can make a fairly good decision, a yay or nay, on reading that author’s work. It is, while prone to dodging the slings and arrows of annoyed authors and their disgruntled fans, an important function of the critical process that most reviewers take seriously.

I mention all this because John L. Davis’s Dark Doors is not my cup of tea. Davis is a gloom and doom, apocalyptic, sky has fallen, kind of author who delves deeply into body horror, dismembered bits, and no-one-gets-out-alive fiction that can be a downer for a reader like myself. Give me a suspenseful ghost story, a building-threat supernatural mystery, or a Lovecraftian monster ensemble anytime and I am aces. It is to his credit that he does it so well, for the most part, in Dark Doors that I have no qualms recommending this collection to you. If you are the type who likes kicking little puppy dogs when no one is looking or happily driving in the rain hoping to plow through large puddles near pedestrians, then Davis’s stories are your cup of tea—with arsenic. And, most likely, they are even your kind of apocalypse served up stark and cold, and to your prepper heart’s liking. Just be careful as he is prone to rip out hearts, organs, and limbs with much gusto through his detailed descriptions. Clearly, he is not a fan of the Hallmark Channel.

His cheerless characters move between just enough sentience for the situation, in stereotypical terms we all know by heart, and more than enough with relatable people you wish were not in the dire situations he puts them in. One such unfortunate but relatable soul is found in Cavity Search, the opener, where an autopsy goes awry and Allen Dirkan, an unpleasant, condescending medical examiner, disliked by everyone, has a sour day. Even though Davis makes Dirkan a real asswipe (we all know someone like him, at some point, right?), you still feel for the poor slub as the body wheeled into his room still has some weird life in it. Reading more like an opening chapter to a novel, the story has no ending, so I would hope Davis returns to writing more about Dirkan and, hopefully, helps him survive—or at least kills him off quickly for mercy’s sake.

Reading through this collection you may notice there is no hero’s journey (well, mostly), no going from bad to good (more like bad to worse), and no self-growth or enlightenment (just you die or are close to dying, usually horribly and without some body parts still connected). His people are stuck in the moments engulfing them and what happens is graphically rendered.

From the Homestead, a short-short where a hopeful couple meet their grisly ending in an idyllic setting, to Mountain Nightmare: A Christmas Tale, when family becomes a nightmare waiting to eat you alive (no Burl Ives singing Silver and Gold in this one), Davis never lets up on the bleakness.

The person you will really feel for is found in The Headman’s Blade, hands down the best story in this collection of nineteen. If you go back far enough in your television viewing habits, you may envision a 1950s black and white western show as you read how a village blacksmith, in meticulous detail, forges an axe for shearing heads. Tobias Reere sweats through the metal hammering and shaping of the blade as a deadline draws to its end. The law is the law in this gloomy apocalyptic tale, but the precision that Davis uses describing the forging of that blade, the hinting at the reasons behind it, and the pacing that builds and builds makes this an exceptional short story regardless of its genre.

The second-best story would be Searching for Stephen King. Another apocalyptic situation as Blanks, formerly known as Anderson Palmer, struggles, along with his companion, to see any given day to its end. In between finding food and fending off monsters, he searches for the book that will complete his Stephen King collection. Blanks likes books. So much so that he fails to realize the piles of them suddenly appearing here and there in his foraging will lead him to danger. Perhaps here one can say a hero’s journey is in the making. While overall a good read, the structure of the story is predictable without a good reason for being so; but the ending, given Davis’s penchant for staring into the abyss-like denouements, is a nice change.

Or perhaps, Fat Jack would be the hero’s journey, although twisted like a knot a la Davis.  A demon intruder butchers his family, sending Jack on a mission of revenge. Losing weight, lifting weights, and searching for the killer consumes him until the tables turn and Jack becomes the predator with no mercy. The simple structure of this story, unspeakable tragedy to single-minded mission to meeting one’s pain head on, moves Jack through changes he never would have imagined. This story has the quirky darkness and gory splash that would make a good half-hour animated horror.

For light-hearted fare, sorry, you will not find it in this collection except for Sunday Morning. Even that is a stretch, but if you include dark humor Davis serves it up as Ty Walder enjoys his day off. Sure, Ty keeps looking at the basement door—he works at home—and suppresses the urge to ruin his peaceful day of rest by doing some odds and ends while he sips his coffee; but he controls his urge until his work catches up with him. As a person who works from home, I can sympathize with him.

”Before, he used to work in various locations, but found it far too stressful. He did the work because it was necessary, but there was little enjoyment in it. Working from home had changed all that. Now, he had to make himself quit at the end of the day, and had instituted the self-imposed mandatory Sundays off, to ensure that he wouldn’t burn out.”

But no matter how hard you work, there is always more to do or to be done to you. Like Fat Jack, this is another short-short that would make a perfect Love Death +Robots animated entry.

Other stories mix it up with zombies, monstrous others, doomed victims, demolished societies, shattered lives, with assorted limb-shredding along the way. Other stories are even more gloomy, doomy, and perhaps not to be read on your peaceful days off or just before bed if you have trouble falling asleep. But for a self-published book (although some stories in this collection were previously published), the typos are few, the writing is good—and sometimes exceptional—and the visceral horror aplenty. So pour a cup, without arsenic, turn on your Kindle, and enjoy.

The Devil Thumbs a Ride (1947) Pressbook

A noir with Lawrence Tierney. From the Nitrate Diva: “This pulpy, high-octane B noir from RKO flirts so outrageously with comedy that you may not see its nastiest blows coming. Deranged tonal shifts and a farfetched plot make The Devil Thumbs a Ride more disturbing than many comparatively somber and cohesive entries in the noir canon. Murder, sadism, depravity, greed, and betrayal: that’s business as usual. But peppered with wacky sitcom-style hijinks? Now that’s twisted.” Ditto, I say. There are slick slacks noirs, almost noirs, and plain trousers noirs; then there’s this one with  Lawrence Tierney.

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Abbott and Costello in
Comin’ Round the Mountain (1951)
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A light-hearted romp with the usual shenanigans. What cracks me up every time is the bit between Lou and Aunt Huddy (she dabbles in the black mountain arts). Lou wants a love potion. Both get into a tiff, make voodoo doll effigies of themselves and start sticking it to each other. I love it. Dorothy Shay (The Park Avenue Hillbillie) sings some songs. What’s not to love?

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