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It Lives Inside (2023)

ItlivesinsideZombos Says: Good, in spite of what some other critics may say.

Sticking demons in jars probably isn't the best approach to containing them, especially when the jar is made of glass. Getting the beastie into the jar in the first place can be a painful and terminal experience too. But all of that Tamira (Mohana Krishnan) and  Sam (Megan Suri) already know, in this effective chiller directed by Bishal Dutta. 

Trying to fit in at an American school is bad enough, but deciphering the cryptic book left behind by a family that left the neighborhood the hard way, and a mother (Neeru Bajwa) who expects she follow family traditions, is making it all very difficult for Sam, her new boyfriend, and her school councilor, Joyce. Her friend, Tamira, has it worse since she is the one left holding the jar. Until Sam smashes it in a fit of disgust. Cue the terror and screaming for both of them.

In true horror movie fashion, the adults are clueless and little help, so Sam and her boyfriend check out the house where that other family didn't stay long. A scary mural matches a drawing in the book and is also not much help at that moment. When the demon goes after her and those around her, the story picks up speed and bloodletting. 

While Joyce (Betty Gabriel) becomes a believer in Hindu demonic entities–the hard way–Sam and her mother  embrace their culture to fight against the monster and save who they can. Not so surprisingly, it involves a lot of cooking. The ending leaves an opening for more mayhem, but don't they always?

Some critics have reviewed this one as derivative, too cliche-heavy, and the usual freaky creepy tropes kind of effort. I admit the use of oh-it-was-a-nightmare-moments are cheap these days to foster scares and pad the story, but the creature design is beautiful (in a demon sort of way of course), and filming its presence is nicely handled: glimpses at first, then full-0n, run for your life reveals as the situation worsens. And Sam thought fitting in at school was difficult?

I will say the use of yet another cryptic book, filled with incoherent Crayola scribblings and drawings as the key provider of clues, like the overused Internet and YouTube search for just about anything evil, is getting wearisome as go-to ways of moving a story forward. Especially when those books are always beaten, leatherbound, and look like they were buried and dug up a few times while being chewed on. Why not use a Mead notebook for damn sakes, like everyone else?

 

 

 

 

Gale Stay Away From Oz (2023)

Gale posterThis one has me somewhat confused. I'm not sure if it's a series, a movie, or what it is supposed to be from Chilling. I'm not even sure where you access Chilling. The screener request provided a short teaser for this horror, and not much else. Promotion not at its finest so far.

As for the teaser, it looks promising. Dorothy Gale (Karen Swan)  is an elderly woman suffering from dementia and a fear of something that causes her to yell a warning to stay away from OZ. Visiting her estate is Emily Gale (Chloe Crump), who is the person she warns. Emily is having nightmares and those lead her to seek out Dorothy, though it is not clear what her relationship is with the famed author of the OZ books beyond their last names matching up.

The nightmares trouble Emily enough for psychotherapy sessions with a doctor who looks very familiar, hint hint. Crump's Emily is lethargic and hopefully, will pick up some energy and more facial expressions beyond the one she uses throughout this teaser. 

During her brief and bizarre visit with Dorothy, she meets her therapist (Clara Emanuel) who, again, seems very familiar, hint hint. It seems therapists are a big thing with anyone connected to OZ.

Spooky nightmares, yet another cryptic, well worn book, frantically scribbled and drawn in to provide parts of clues (doesn't anyone in horror movies know how to take good notes?), and the start to a quest for answers, ironically, are leading Gale to OZ and not away from it.

Like I said, promising but confusing. I will keep you posted when I find out more.

Psycho (1960) Lobby Spots

PerkinsPsychoFlash…from Granny Creech…

I just received batmail from Uncle Oscar (he’s a caretaker at the Witchwood Cemetery in Arkansas), saying he just dug up two lobby spots from Psycho! He sent them to me, and I believe they are from the original release in 1960.

They are pretty entertaining. That Alfred Hitchcock is such a character! Anyway, I thought I’d include them here. They could have been used in 1960 as well as for the re-release in 1969 and would have entertained the patrons waiting to be seated for the next showing of the movie. Enjoy! Yours truly, Granny C. (P.S. Just blow the graveyard dirt off and give them a spin.)

Listen to Psycho Lobby Spot (30)

Listen to Psycho Lobby Spot (60)

Frankenstein 1970 (1958) Pressbook

Low budget, but a good storyline with Boris Karloff lending his expertise as a Frankenstein alumni. In this one, he has a film crew come in, pay him for the privilege of filming the monster-maker in action, and he uses the money to buy a mini-reactor to power his current project. Of course, when he starts needing spare parts, that film crew comes awfully in handy. 

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The Phantom (1943)
Mexican Lobby Card

Hung up by its own low budget and scripting, this 15 chapter serial for The Phantom, with Tom Tyler (who matched the comic strip superhero quite well), kept the jungle in Hollywood. Lee Falk, creator of The Phantom did not like it one bit, commenting that it looked like it was shot in a phone booth. No matter how much you may complain about and dislike CGI and modern filming techniques now, let's face it, the superhero genre took off when that stuff kicked in. But the serials, with all their faults, were fun and paved the way for Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and the new wave of superhero and sci fi movie blockbusters we are also still complaining about. Columbia Pictures started filming a sequel some years later, but that got caught up in legal limbo so they renamed it the Adventures of Captain Africa and borrowed a lot of stock footage from the original movie and two other serials.

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Psycho Re-release Radio Spots

Janet Lee and Alfred Hitchcock

Directing the Psycho Shower Scene

“Ladies and gentleman, this is the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock. Once again, Granny Creech has been gracious enough to invite me back to present and delight you with more radio spots for my motion picture Psycho. This time we are featuring spots for the 1969 theatrical re-release. After seeing the brutally butchered version of the shower bath scene on TV, many viewers wanted to experience the terrifying original version again, the version as it  was originally filmed, intact and uncut, and so we decided to release the film again. It still is as frightening as it was back in 1960, and the radio spots were designed to convey that message. I hope you enjoy them.  And may all your nightmares be pleasant ones.”

Play Psycho Re-Release Radio Spot(30)a

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Play Psycho Re-Release Radio Spot(30)c

Play Psycho Re-Release Radio Spot(60)a

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Play Psycho Re-Release Radio Spot(60)c

 

White Zombie (1932) Pressbook

I recently snagged this original release pressbook for White Zombie, starring one of Bela Lugosi's iconic roles as Murder Legendre. Unfortunately it was printed on newsprint paper, which deteriorates pretty quickly. But here it is, possibly for the first time online. You can see the re-release 1938 version here. Poor tape repairs aside, notice the cover is one for mailing the pressbook without an envelope. Another cool feature is that you can see the pricing for lobby cards, giveaways, and other promotional items. I added a quick snapshot of my Murder Legendre model kit for good measure.

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The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Pressbook Cover

Terry Michitsch, a true fiend of cool stuff and when it comes to working with images, sent along these colorful scans of The Wizard of Oz (1939) pressbook cover, front, back, and interior. The cover alone has gone for 900.00 dollars. Recently, the complete pressbook, with all supplements, auctioned off for 13,000 dollars at emovieposter.com. I almost had it (that's what I keep telling myself, anyway 🙂

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Don’t Look Away (2023)
Review

DontLookAway_KeyArt_06_2000x3000Zombos Says: By all means, see it!

I was robbed! Here I'm thinking, with a title like Don't Look Away, and let's face it, a crazy premise, I had all the snarky review taglines ready: like You Must Look Away! or No, Really, Don't Look! And then they throw a curveball and make an entertaining romp with a devilish mannequin that just stands there like, um, a mannequin. And it works.

I can imagine the pitch party with this one.

"Hey, you know those Weeping Angels in Doctor Who? Cool right? What if we take 'em and add a little Zuni Fetish Doll Warrior-lethal craziness from Trilogy of Terror (1975), toss in some cockamamie curse angle like they do in those J-Horror movies where you don't have to explain the backstory coherently, and punch it up to a mannequin-sized monster that goes after people that see it?"

"Sounds great! But…"

"What buts?"

"Big buts. But the CGI blows our budget out of the water, and, really, how goofy would that look on screen watching a mannequin butcher people? I mean, but how does he move or hold onto things or rip out their throats and do slasher stuff like that? Practical effects would suck, period"

"Oh, that. Thinking, thinking…I know! He doesn't move! We just move him around a lot, do some quick edits, and bam! A quantum singularity mannequin! He appears, cut to people mauled five ways to Sunday, he disappears."

"That's the stupidest thing I've heard and yet, brilliant! Let's go sell this baby!"

And here we are. 

Don't Look Away Mannequin

Frankie (Kelley Bastard) winds up hitting a truck driver running from a heist gone bad. Seems the sole cargo on the truck was a big box of whoop ass courtesy of a mannequin after the lid is taken off. Eventually Frankie tries to describe what she saw at the crime scene when she's asked if she saw anything, but one of the cops, after the two of them look at each other, asks "like a Bloomingdale's mannequin?" But Kelley has seen the mannequin-stein and that kicks off the cat and mouse game of survival; mostly for her friends though, because she points out the mannequin to them when it hangs (well, stands actually) around her house.

Her friends are also hard to get buy-in on They just head to a nightclub to cheer her up. Bad idea. Of course, Jonah (Michael Mitton), the guy who wants to be her boyfriend, starts to realize she isn't crazy, but her live-in guy, Steve (Colm Hill), who's kind of loopy to begin with, thinks she's imagining things. He has a The Shining moment later on, though, as the mannequin proves it just doesn't stand around. All of which is foreshadowed by a television glimpse of The Shining as the Scooby-Don't team debates Frankie' delusion. 

Of course, the one black guy, Drake (Abu Dukuly), suddenly pulls a gun from his drawer to give to his girlfriend, Lucy (Rene Lai). One of these days we'll actually see the one white guy pull a gun from his drawer and give it to his significant other too. But for now, even with a bat in hand, Drake isn't as tough as he looks. None of them are. Even trying to burn it has dire consequences.

Cue the viral video online that alerts them to others who have experienced the mannequin's evil. Reaching out, they learn a few things to save themselves. They also discover Malick (Michael Bafaro), who was the one having the thing shipped to his estate. He certainly doesn't look the type to have an estate, but let that one slide. This is where the J-Horror aspect comes in because Malick tells them they are all cursed but turns out to be less informative than they hope (hell, I think they already knew that), and prone to mischief himself. 

This is a franchise-building entry that provides chills through a simple premise with great bang for the buck ratio: an indestructible monster that has to be the cheapest practical effect ever devised, and a story that is crying out for a backstory as to how this evil, demonic thing, came to life. Don't Look Now makes you feel a bit 1980s, and that's a good thing. And I dare them to show me Malick's estate in the sequel. Or explain how this thing can stay locked in a box when it can appear and disappear all over the place in microseconds. I will take whichever comes first.

Dont Look Away Characters Scene

Frankenstein 1970 (1958)
Theater Herald

Here's the large format theater herald to hawk Frankenstein 1970. Baron Frankenstein, desperate for money to complete his experiments, allows a film crew to follow him for a documentary. Running out of spare parts, he puts the arm on the film crew, so to speak. In this iteration of monster creation, Frankenstein uses an atomic reactor to power the creature. The story is good and with a bit more pizazz, money, and color, this could have been more of a Hammerlike endeavor.

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Psycho (1960) Radio Spots

Hitchcock Line ArtHow do you do. This is the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock and I am delighted to be here at Granny Creech’s Radio Spot Crypt. It seems that our dear old Granny has decided to feature the radio spots for my movie Psycho, a feat of which must have been a serious undertaking for her.  

Actually, there are two sets of spots that will be presented here. The first set is for the original release of Psycho in 1960; the second set is for its re-release in 1969. Those will be featured next week. I think you will find both sets equally charming.

For whatever reason, Granny Creech gets a kick out of my vocal delivery, calling it droll and dry, and somewhat humorous.  I can assure you these spots were delivered in all seriousness with the goal of attracting as many patrons to the theatre as possible.

And so, I will leave it up to you, the discerning listener, to determine the effectiveness of the spots.  I trust they will leave you with the most pleasant memories and the most chilling nightmares. Thank you.”

Listen to Psycho (10 seconds)

Listen to Psycho (20 seconds)

Listen to Psycho (30 seconds)a

Listen to Psycho (30 seconds)b

Listen to Psycho (30 seconds)c

Listen to Psycho (30 seconds)d

Listen to Psycho (60 seconds)a

Listen to Psycho (60 seconds)b

Listen to Psycho (60 seconds)c

Listen to Psycho (60 seconds)d

Psycho Alfred Hitchcock Standee

Alfred Hitchcock Psycho Theater Standee
Alfred Hitchcock holding Psycho Clapper

Alfred Hitchcock on Psycho movie set

Percepto and The Tingler
Motion Picture Herald 1959

Fresh from one (of many) of Professor Kinema's rusty old standup file cabinets comes this Motion Picture Herald promo article for Percepto and The Tingler (1959). The Professor also sends along this snapshot, taken during a trip to Forrest J. Ackerman's abode. In it you can see most of the original Tingler prop, along with a few other items you may be well familiar with. One misconception about Percepto is that it delivered electrical shocks to patrons at a key scene during the movie. Ah contraire, my fellow deadites. Not even William Castle was that crazy. Percepto used a buzzing vibration to scare the audience. One problem was that kids got wise and started trying to add the device to their pirate treasure, so I'm sure many theater owners had their hands full keeping the little monsters at bay.

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