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Horror Dogs:
Man’s Best Friend as Movie Monster
Book Review

Horror Dogs Book Cover Before I say one word (well, okay, after these few words), if you are a horror fan worth any street cred, you need to read this book, savor it, dog-ear and highlight it. Brian Patrick Duggan is a passionate and experienced author with his subject matter, and McFarland has published a winner with his monumental work, Horror Dogs: Man’s Best Friend as Movie Monster. Even if you only have a significant horror movie hound in your life, then here is the perfect gift to give for the holiday season.

Exhaustively researched and foot-noted, Duggan gives a comprehensive history of canine terror as found in horror cinema. He goes even farther by providing context and historical focus, examining the social, mythological, and literary evolution from man’s best friend to man’s worst nightmare on four legs. For the horror fan, his in-depth commentary on productions (dog-handling and sounds, production issues, breed of dog chosen and why) is illuminating, while also providing a long list of movies, from across the years, that old and new horror fans may find worthwhile to explore.

His chosen structure for the book breaks it all down into two parts. Part 1: Genesis gives a chronologically and detailed outline of the just-a-cute dog’s transformation to the definitely-no-longer-a-pet dogs found in the horror films of the 1970s. Here is where he explains how a forty-cent copy of The Hound of the Baskervilles began his life-long love of dogs and how their innocence and companionship slowly change into one of stalking terror. From the first appearance of a dog in Edison’s Athlete with a Wand (1894), to their use in comedies, to the bestial hound as portrayed in the many cinematic iterations of The Hound of the Baskervilles, which removed the comedy and replaced it with a bestial terror. It is also in this section that he looks back at the ‘Horrible Antecedents’ in myth, art, and literature, from corpse-eating dogs to slave-tracking bloodhounds, to dogs attacking humans. Through Bulls-Eye, the dog to be feared in Oliver Twist, and other examples, he shows how the Western world’s canine perspective shifted from innocuous family pet to vicious predator.

Along the way, he notes how the breed of dog changes in cinema with the perception of how dangerous they can be, and how the animal attack films, “coinciding with the Vietnam War and Watergate,” created the horror subgenre called nature gone wild or eco horror, beginning with Willard (1971). As Duggan states, “it was inevitable that one screenwriter would twist domestic dogs into dangerous predators;” and so the first human-attacking Doberman on screen shows up in The Kennel Murder Case (1933). What follows are a slew of horror-centric dog movies that Duggan goes into the nitty-gritty on.

In Part II: Taxonomy: A Field Guide to Horror Dogs, the supernatural, Frankenstein (cyborg, robotic) , alien, insurrection, and trained to kill dogs are examined with their respective movies, including The Mephisto Waltz (1971), the evil Rottweiler in Daughters of Satan (1972) and The Omen (1976), and the ghost dog in Topper Takes a Trip (1939). Rabid dogs are also covered in the Cujo (1983) chapter, where he makes the case that Cujo supplanted the hound of the Baskervilles as the go to popular culture example of a terrifying dog. The first alien dog is seen in the 1950s alien invasion movies with The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955), a low budget Roger Corman entry that had no beast with a million real eyes (just a poorly designed puppet, which mercifully, for the viewer, was shown briefly). Another movie where an alien controls a dog is one of my guilty-pleasure favorites, The Brain from Planet Arous (1957). Duggan then moves from mind-control to physically altered dogs with Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) and The Thing (1982).

From one dog as singular threat to packs of dogs terrifying many people is examined in the Insurrection chapter. Like Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds (), even dogs can go bestial and pack up to hunt humans, as shown in movies like Dogs (1976) and The Pack (1977). He sums up in his chapter on Trained to Kill that “surprisingly, this chapter…claims the most titles, and provides a listing of world titles, with some already covered in the previous chapters.

A glossary, an appendix of productions by year, country, and breed, and his extensive chapter notes tidy up his references. (Note that the Kindle version, which I used for this review, puts the chapter notes at the end of each chapter instead of at the end of the book.)

As a final note, if you are a Sherlock Holmes fan (like me), the complete coverage on all of The Hound of the Baskervilles films–and yes, there are quite a lot of them–is alone worth the price of admission to his wonderfully insightful and informative reference. But a warning! You will never again look at your dog with the same sense of security and comfort after reading this book.

G-Men vs The Black Dragon (1943)
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Federal Agent Rex Bennett (Rod Cameron) goes up against a group of saboteurs. Republic liked the Rex Bennett character enough to have him in a following serial, Secret Service in Darkest Africa. Here are some interesting notes from Valley of the Cliffhangers, by Jack Mathis. In this one the fist fights are plentiful, a staple of serial action, and the Lydecker brothers set up a really elaborate and creative death device in Episode 8 that Vivian needs to be rescued from, building up a really good cliffhanger.

Episode 2…"Originally entitled "Oriental Torture," which did not pass Hayes office muster, this episode was re-named Japanese Inquisition."

"Tight shooting schedules and the numerous scenes filmed each day for a serial occasionally resulted in minor production lapses, such as Rex's office door, which was lettered to read "Private" from inside and thus [was] incorrectly backwards from the hallway entry point."

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El Juramento Del Zorror
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Here's a large-sized Mexican lobby card for El Juramento Del Zorror (1965). It consolidates the poster art into three areas of attraction: Zorro's horse rearing onto its hind legs, an violent action scene with the stagecoach, and the love interest along with movie title. This breaks down key elements for the story visually: that Zorro is a man fighting for justice against tough odds and that heroic guys dressed in black and wearing a mask invite romance by their mystery. 

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Creepy Crawly (2023)

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Public Service Message…Creepy Crawly takes its cue from Thailand's giant venomous centipede, scolopendra subspinipes. So stay the hell out of Thailand…end of public service message.

Three months after Covid-19 began, Big Bee Car Rental drops off a group of people for quarantine at a hotel. Also taking up residence at the hotel, soon enough, are multi-legged big buggers that would even scare away the bedbugs. 

The hotel staff soon finds creepy crawlies under a bed while relationships between the hotel staff and the two-legged guests provide the usual emotional turmoil, including a strained relationship between a brother (Pirat Nitipasialkul), sister, and their father. The brother is quick to violence, which comes in handy once the threat manifests itself openly. 

That threat starts taking over the hotel and the staff. The action scenes are good but the CGI is wonky when infected people turn into centipedic  nasties. There are moments where either practical effects or more carefully designed visual ones would have been more effective. 

While the movie plays like a horror, it leans more towards monstrous super-villain, hopping from body to body, as the main creature, already revealed by the poster art, acts like the big bad momma while her babies run wild. On the plus side, this buggy family makes the brother, sister, and father come together to survive.

The gore and ickiness elements are here, but never reach the stage of making you wince or feel like your skin is crawling (for me, Arachnophobia 1990, always does that), which you would expect from a movie about multi-legged bugs. Such scenes are started then cut away from too soon.

The end run involves a battle between the overly violent brother and the mother (or, to be fair, daddy) monster. Here is where the movie really kicks ass, leading to a sequelitis-ending (you know, oops-not-dead-yet!) Overall, the direction and story by Chalit Krileadmongkon and Pakphum Wongjinda keeps what could have been a very video-nasty kind of movie tightly "clean," even with the bloody bits. It moves well, but undercuts itself by giving a standard brother hates father backstory that stops the momentum at key moments, and it shies away from the intensity horrific scenes could have reached. The monster design is good and a longer battle scene would have been perfect, but still worth a watch because of its anime and manga-like vibe.

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Spirit Halloween 2023

I must say Spirit Halloween seemed a bit less spirited this year in dressing up the store. They usually go all out to create a creepy vibe to enhance your shopping experience, but the store I visited was lackluster. Still, an incredible amount of collectible coolness to adorn your man or girl or whatever you are (thanks Zacherley!) cave, boudoir, or hell, even the whole house. Here are some highlights, but they have a lot more to offer, if you dare. And, just for the record, I would have walked off with the Martian and Annabelle doll but my wife was with me. It gets tougher and tougher hiding stuff as you get older, you know. Nuff said on that. But I did manage to grab the Frankenstein and Black Cat masks. They are awesome.

This first highlight is one of me trying on this all-night sleeper for roominess. I do plan on taking it all with me.

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The Land Unknown Radio Spots

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Before he died, my Uncle Edgar used to say, “Life has a funny way of working things out.” He was a smart man. When he died, we saved his brain. It’s floating in a big jar of formaldehyde. I keep it in the dining room where he can be a part of the goings-on. We usually sit it out on a table on Halloween night so all the neighborhood monsters can come up and touch it if they like. Uncle Edgar likes being a part of the festivities.

Anyway, I was just sitting here in my old creaky rocking chair, watching the fire, and pondering which radio spots I should upload next when I suddenly received a batmail from sister Elviney, asking if I had seen the latest posting on Zombos Closet. I looked and, well, Old Zombos, clever fellow that he is, decided to highlight The Land Unknown’s excellent pressbook on his website. He must have known what all I was thinking, and I immediately knew what my weekly selection would be: The Land Unknown! Uncle Edgar was right.

The Land Unknown was a favorite movie of mine when I was a kid. I loved the dinosaurs and, even though they weren’t the best looking, they still fired my imagination. The use of miniatures, matte paintings and the combining of live-action into the miniature sets were pretty spectacular for 1957. The poster art was pretty good, too.

The 7” radio spot record I have only contains three spots, so I suspect it’s for the 1964 re-release. I’ve featured them all here.

So, enjoy these radio spots from one of Universal’s 1950’s thrillers! Uncle Edgar and I will be listening, too.

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Almost a fun movie, but the special effects, which included a guy in a really ill-designed dinosaur suit, take away the being-there aspect quite a bit. The set itself is beautiful and, were this in color, may not have been as effective; but the matte paintings and whole diorama effect is foreboding and filled with danger in black and white. Bill Warren, in his Keep Watching the Skies!, lambasted this one pretty good. Not one of Universal's best from the 1950s, but they all couldn't be winners like Creature From the Black Lagoon. There was a real fascination, at least where cinema was concerned, with ancient or alien landscapes, ancient or alien cultures, and dinosaurs, when it came to jungle and horror movies of the 50s and 60s. And often there was always a man-eating plant stuffed in there, somewhere. You won't see newspapers running Antarctica Geography Quizzes for a movie anymore, either. 

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The Pit and the Pendulum: More Radio Spots

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Good old Granny lifted up her nephew, turned him upside down, and shook real hard to loosen up some more radio spots from The Pit and the Pendulum from his pockets. Here are a few 60, and one 90, minute spots for your time to be well spent. Bet you won’t be able to watch the movie ever again without hearing these ominous jingles playing in your head. Again and again. Like that blade that keeps on coming. Swoosh…swoosh…swoosh…

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Superman (1948)
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The first live-action appearance of Superman on screen was with Kirk Alyn playing the lead role. This 15 chapter serial finally brought the Son of Krypton to movie audiences, but was hampered by that era's lack of the necessary technical effects to make the Man of Steel really fly, although Captain Marvel's flying proved better on screen. Flying was achieved with animation, which did not work well. However, the serial was a commercial success and gave us Noel Niell's Lois Lane, which she reprised in The Adventures of Superman with George Reeves. Interestingly, as noted in Wikipedia, animating him from live-action takeoff to animated flying was easier to do than animated flying to live-action landing. So they had animated Superman land behind something then he would pop out as live-action Superman.

Kirk Alyn was offered the starring role in The Adventures of Superman television series but refused it, not believing in the Superman Curse, in which anyone portraying the character would be typecast and not hired for any other role. Alyn eventually said "playing Superman ruined my acting career, and I was bitter for many years about the whole thing. I couldn't get another job in Hollywood." George Reeves, who did take on the role in Adventures died two years after that series ended, whether by his own hand or someone else's is still a mystery.

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Ragman by JG Faherty
Book Review

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This review was written for The Horrorzine. Special thanks to the author for providing a review copy.

 

Zombos Says: Good

What is Faherty thinking? He takes the awkwardly slow-moving ancient mummy of Hammer and Universal Studios fame, inhales the plot-thickening of Arthur Conan Doyle’s story, Lot. 249, and wraps a tidy bundle of revenge killings and weird menace that would fit quite naturally into a pulp magazine like Strange Detective Mysteries. On top of this, he adds a unique quality to the mummy’s bandages as they take on a life of their own and wreak bloody havoc: and all this without a tana leaf in sight! Such thinking, hopefully, will lead to more supernatural detective adventures with Reese, Reardon, and one determined forensic scientist, Joanna, who is married to Detective Dan Reese.

And that is where the friction heats up between Detective Reese and drummed-out-of-the-police department, ex-partner, former detective Reardon. Now they are hateful of each other, the only other person more despised, by both of them, is Driscoll, a sloppy, almost-retired to pension slacker, counting the days, just-close-the-books kind of detective messing things up and going for the easy but false answers. The true answer is one they all have trouble wrapping their heads around.

It involves a revengeful mummy resurrected by sucking the life force out of others unfortunate enough to cross his path (leaving people looking like mummies themselves), and another demonic mummy (a ushabti), very tall, very determined, and intent on dismembering those he is summoned to kill. All because a group of men, many years before, betrayed one of their own while stealing sacred artifacts from the Temple of Sokar. Seemingly unstoppable and able to appear out of thin air and return to it, Reese, Reardon, and Joanna are hard pressed to stop it or convince anyone else of what is happening; especially when it is finally directed to go after them.

In between the escalating carnage, the sexual tensions and a sullied past history caused by a strip poker game gone wrong, Reese and Reardon’s ability to work together is skittish at best, and the fumbling Driscoll keeps pushing to close the case with false leads in spite of the facts as the rich descendants of those tomb plunderers wind up in pieces, one at a time.

Joanna uses her forensic connections and skills to dig deeper into the nature of the enemy they are facing: a deadly giant mummy on one hand and its unseen guiding force on the other. They must piece together the why before they can figure out the how, to stop the deaths piling up from an event begun in 1888, now coming to its climax in New York City. When the ushabti goes after people not connected to the original descendants’ curse, matters take a turn for the worse.

Faherty does a wonderful job giving his people everyday problems tossed in with the supernatural ones, making his characters believable and endearing, even when they overstep each other's personal boundaries. His monsters are not too simple, not too complicated, and usually have personal boundary issues too, and here those issues lead to point-blank death or narrow escapes from it. Those death-defying escapes provide the quickly moving action in Ragman, and his villains here, aside from the titular demonic one, have either valid grievances or imagined ones, providing the mystery that pushes Reese, Reardon, and Joanna together again to solve it while staying alive trying.  

 

Horror Rock (2006) Music

Screenshot 2023-09-20 153017John Russo (yeah, that guy) produced a 39-minute compilation of horror rock and movie clips called Horror Rock, from 2006, now playing on Tubi (yup, free). It includes Elvis Hitler, Hurricane, The Pandoras, The Dickies, Wrath, The Del-Lords, gracing the cords and notes with ear-slashing frenzy. The film clips accompanying the music fit in nicely. I admit I'm not familiar with some of the clips, but seeing them piques my interest (don't you just hate when you don't know where a video clip is from!) I love the Pandoras (Run Down Love Battery music video), just saying. The Dickies aren't too shabby either.

 

 

The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
Radio Spots

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B&K Roosevelt Theater on State Street, Chicago IL

This just in from Granny Creech’s nephew, Gary Fox…

It was Wednesday, September 20, 1961, when I first heard the radio spot for The Pit and the Pendulum. It was the day before its opening day and to my 11 year-old brain, it was amazing. I had seen the ads for the movie in the newspaper and was intrigued by what I saw: a guy bound on a large stone table with a long blade-like thing hanging over him while a good-looking woman looked on. I could only imagine what was going to happen until I heard it and saw it…on the radio. Whoa! Poor guy! I had to see the movie.

The next day after school I rode the bus into town and saw it, the first of four times over the course of the next few days.  But, after the first viewing, I had a pressing task: I had to tape record the radio commercial before they took it off the air. And for that, I had to wait until Saturday when I went to my granny’s house where my beloved reel-to-reel resided. Would it still be on? You can imagine my joy when I heard them (!) on Saturday morning, and I was able to record several versions. They went on my growing radio spot reel.

I was finally able to purchase the radio spot disk much later in life.  The radio spots were produced on a 12”, 33 1/3 rpm red vinyl disk, with spots on both sides. Usually spots were just on one side of a disk with the other side blank, unless it was a giant movie or if the studio gave it the first class marketing treatment, which American International did with Pit.

The vinyl is spectacular. It features renowned voice actor Ken Nordine (Nor- DEEN), who was also a recording artist who developed a style of storytelling he called Word Jazz. Not only do the spots differ in length, they also differ in content and emphasis. They are extremely atmospheric, and create a sense of doom, torment and despair. With added sound bites and eerie sound effects, including an ever-present slicing sound made by the pendulum, the listener gets a sense of dread from the poor guy chained to the table, and of the mental instability of his tormentor. In some clips, Nordine is the narrator; in some, he is the victim; in others he is the tormented inquisitor inflicting the pains of the torture chamber on his victims. In one cut, he is even Edgar Allan Poe himself.

A true-treasure trove of visual imagery, one can easily listen to the entire album and get a complete feel for the movie. As a kid, I was not disappointed. I loved the pendulum with its heavy gear works, the immense pit room with its hooded figures observing the foul deed, the buried-alive corpse in the crypt, and the overall look and sound of the movie. The spots had done their job.  I eventually lost count how many times I saw the movie, but I even recorded the spots when the movie came back to the drive-in later in the year.

So now, sit back and enjoy the mental pictures conjured up by these effective and horrific spots to The Pit and the Pendulum. Pleasant dreams! or unpleasant screams!

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To be continued…and special thanks to Milton Moritz for identifying the theater.