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Frankenstein Conquers the World
Radio Spots!

Frankenstein Conquers the World movie still
Baragon and Frankenstein meet in a battle to the death. Who will win?

Incoming from Granny Creech…

Hmmm Hmmm…one scoop of this, one dash of that…one pinch of this…one smidgen of that…one shake of this….

Oh, hello. Your Old Granny is just making up a new batch of brew. A lot of ingredients go into my brew in order for it to taste just right…with that little extra kick at the end (hee hee). It’s sort of like this week’s special radio spot offering…a little of this, a little of that.

This week I offer a three-part series featuring a hodgepodge of radio spots from Toho’s monster collection reflecting a marketing trend that studios began adopting in later years.

I’ve been collecting radio spots for some time now, including the original vinyl records that the various-length radio spots were distributed on. At some point, studios began releasing records with only two spots, one for 30 seconds and one for 60 seconds, with fewer and fewer movies getting multiple, various-length spots.

Arithmophobia Edited By Robert Lewis
Book Review

arithmophobia book cover

Zombos Says: All the numbers add up to imaginative terror.

If you thought you had a fear of math, wait until you get a load of these numbers, courtesy of the well assembled selection of authors and terrifying themes in Arithmophobia: An Anthology of Mathematical Horror, neatly curated by Robert Lewis, to make sure its unfortunate characters find too many lethal numbers are out to get them. From Lovecraftian inklings to multi-dimensional unknowns to the evil math teacher down the block, this anthology is an elegant and delightful sampling of abstract and more concrete plot-theorems; and you do not even need to be a Poindexter or use a pocket protector to enjoy the terminal numerical terrors popping up in each story.

The two stories you should read first are short and long in length, respectively, and refreshingly elementary in their plots and execution. Martin Zeigler’s Trains Passing, the shorter story, is like reading a script from one of the Alfred Hitchcock Hour’s episodes. A teacher and a stranger meet aboard a high-speed train for the trip of a lifetime. The teacher is fulfilling her dream of solving one of those mind-numbing algebra speed and distance problems by experiencing it. The stranger becomes her reluctant but smart student to be lectured. Cue the wonderfully shocking revelation at the end and go to Hitchcock (in your mind, of course), summing up the story with his usual sardonic wit. Short, and building the textual blocks to the point they are toppled over with a jab in your eye climax, this one is a standout in this collection of standouts. …

La Horripicasa De Los Monsters Game

I would love to have the full La Horripicasa de los Monsters game, but I at least have the gameboard. Which, filled with so many classically creepy horror illustrations, is a keeper all by itself. Note the more discretely rendered Jose Gonzalez Vampirella at the lower right, and that werewolf has some crazy hairy eyebrows. Colorful terror all the way.  I peg the date no earlier than 1971 (when Gonzalez started drawing the sexy vamp), but if you know more about this game, please share in comments.

La Horripicasa de los Monsters Game Board

Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster
Radio Spots

ghidrah movie posterI was baking some wry bread ( yes, that’s correct, because it has some “unusual” ingredients in it) the other day when I heard a knock on my front door. I went to see who it was. It was Uncle Oscar, and he held a small record in his hand.

“Another delivery from The Radio Reaper,” he said. “Another entry for your giant monster series.”

Good heavens, I thought. What started out as a five-part series has now grown to seven parts with no end in sight. But, that’s OK, because the spots that have been coming in to me are some really great and rare ones – Rodan, for example. In my years of collecting, I have never seen that vinyl record offered for sale, and I have never heard any spots anywhere! So, it is indeed a treasure, and I thank The Radio Reaper for giving the spots to me to share with you all.

And now, Ghidrah! I had one spot, not the whole complement of five spots, so I feel equally blessed now with all of them. The Reaper is indeed generous!

Ghidrah, The Three-Headed Monster came out in 1965, another Toho production which featured Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, and a new monster threat, one that came from outer space. Ghidorah, as he was called in the 1964 Japanese release, was a formidable opponent who would later appear in other films. Technically he was a challenge for the film crew’s wire specialists who had to deal with a large body, three heads, two tails, two wings and legs! Plus, there was Rodan on wires, too! The coordination of all the wire systems must have been very taxing! As usual, the film included many great fight scenes with great visual effects and intricate miniatures. Cartoon animation provided Ghidrah’s gravity beams that emanated from each of his three mouths.

Here, then, are all the 20, 30, and 60 seconds Ghidrah movie radio spots heard in late 1965 on U.S. airwaves. Enjoy!

 

 

Crane apparatus allowing Ghidrah to fly
Crane apparatus allowing Ghidrah to fly.
The elaborate, detailed miniature set constructed by Toho Technicians, that will soon be destroyed by Ghidrah.
The elaborate, detailed miniature set constructed by Toho Technicians that will soon be destroyed by Ghidrah.
The monsters attack! Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra battle Ghidrah!
The monsters attack! Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra battle Ghidrah.
Shoichi Hirose inside the impressive Ghidrah costume.
Shoichi Hirose inside the impressive Ghidrah costume.

 

Do you have any radio spots you would like to share? Contact Granny (Gary Fox) at [email protected].

The Coward’s Corner of Homicidal

Professor Kinema was kind enough to share this shameful theater giveaway for Homicidal. Another brilliant gimmick to get into that theater seat, the Coward’s Corner made sure you didn’t sneak out during the more lurid moments of the movie. Of course, this is a William Castle movie, so while fun and scary, definitely not like sitting through Hostel, for sure. Here’s how it worked. A ‘fright-break’ would be given near the climax to give the more scared among the audience a chance to hoof it to the lobby, where they’d have to wait in a cardboard booth with a fake nurse. Of course, Castle made sure to really lay it on with a yellow light to follow the individual, as they followed yellow footsteps on the floor to the booth. All this while a pre-recorded message added “Watch the chicken!” Of course, the audience ate it all up. Not so much the person doing the walk of shame, though. There was a refund if anyone dared do it, but that rarely happened. Genius. Pure genius. At today’s ticket prices, I’m sure doing something like this would lose money pretty quick, though. Shame or savings? Hell, I’d go with savings.

 

Yor the Hunter From the Future
(1983) Pressbook

A French, Turkish, and Italian (oh my!) movie from 1983, Yor, the Hunter From the Future has dinosaurs, flying saucers, scantily clad men and women, robots, a giant bat, and Reb Brown. He played Captain America in a 1979 made for tv movie where he wore more clothes. Yor won three Golden Raspberry Awards in 1984. I’m not sure if director Antonio Margheriti was sober when working but you shouldn’t be if you want to watch this one. The pressbook is pretty cool, though, with a coloring contest, maze contest, and fun riffs on the Yor place or mine and Axe me, I’m Yor’s variety.

yor the hunter from the future pressbook

Rodan!
The Flying Monster Radio Spots

Rodan movie set scene
Technicians make some final adjustments before filming a scene with the giant Rodan prop.

Granny Creech has something important to share from The Radio Reaper…

I was sleeping in my cozy little bed the other night while visions of ghouls and ghosts danced in my head when suddenly I was awakened by my phone ringing feverishly off the wall.

“Granny…this is Uncle Oscar over at Witchwood Cemetery. One of our new tenants is in a tizzy and says he must see you right away!”

Well, if Uncle Oscar says it’s important, it usually is. I got dressed and flew over to the cemetery. I met him in the front office.

“What in tarnation is going on?” I asked.

“I was making my rounds when I heard an awful commotion coming from the old section of the cemetery,” Uncle Oscar said. “I went over and discovered there was noise coming from one of the tombs we just gave to our newest tenant. I looked in and the occupant said he needed to see you immediately.”

We made our way to the old section and, sure enough, there was something going on in the tomb. We went inside and there was a ghastly apparition busying about, running hither and thither, while sorting through an ancient chest of some sort.

“What is going on here?” I asked.

“Are you Granny Creech?” The specter asked.

“I am. What do you want?”

“Thank heavens I found you in time,” he said. “I have something for you that’s very important.”

The Bed Makers
Book Review

The Bed Makers book coverThis book review first appeared at The Horror Zine.

Halfway through The Bed Makers by Chad Lutzke and John Boden I realize it is not a horror novel. Not in a practical sense. There are no other-worldly monsters, no stalkers slicing and dicing, and everything from the characters to the small Mayberry-like town where Genie and Calvin wind up in, well, there is no hint of the supernatural at all; no under the bed nightmares, no hints of ghosts prowling the graveyard, no vampires, zombies or cryptids or apocalyptic wastelands. But there are some bad people; some confused; and some just looking to do the right thing.

It all seems so normal. The people you will meet are the friendly and unfriendly sheriff and his deputy, Pastor Paul, who needs gravediggers–oh, and there is his son who sleeps in a coffin. That is a bit weird. There are some twisted-up people too, acting in ways stunting their humanity or making others fearful or making a few people dead.

Not the haunting dead, mind you, but the dead that haunt the lives of the living; and that is where the title of this novel makes a little more sense. We all make our own beds, so to speak, which is at the core of this structurally simple character study that is like watching one of those early live and intense television dramas from the 1950s: slices of life cut all sorts of ways–with commercial breaks–until somebody finally realizes they need a decision that works better than the ones previously made before time runs out. All played in a few simple but important locations.

Of course, no commercial breaks are needed here. The decision that gets Genie and Calvin, two down on their luck homeless ex-army buddies, long on years, to leave 1979 Chicago and hop on a train heading west, to find something better, also gets them into trouble. Not their fault, either. The ride is uneventful except for a pending storm and some boys up to no good. They meet those boys hiding in the second train car they hop into. Reluctant at first, the boys act friendly until they are not. What takes place in the train car follows Genie and Calvin to a television sitcom-perfect town, where they decide to settle down. Now if only the deputy would leave them alone it would be a quiet spot for them. But that deputy has some hidden agenda and a lot of room for personal growth.

Pastor Paul’s son, who should be away at school, who I already said sleeps in a coffin, prowls the graveyard messing up fresh dug graves, making Genie and Calvin’s new job a real hassle. On top of that there is a person they thought dead now back to blackmail them. Or kill them.

The Bed Makers pins its dialog to the center of the world these ex-army buddies inhabit, trying to eke out a living, avoid being hassled, and wanting to end their days with some comforts. The interest-pull here is how they watch out for each other, deal, together, with all the bad luck that comes their way, and their efforts to solve a murder mystery hiding in plain sight.

Lutzke and Boden keep their style and descriptions in period, perhaps taking a little too long at the start in getting to that small town, but then pick up the pace to provide the growing mystery and danger, leading to the climax. For Genie and Calvin, their lives wind up like riding around a merry-go round and missing the brass ring at every turn in their lives, holding on for dear life and still reaching for that brass ring just out of reach. But now, reaching that small town, the brass ring is almost theirs.

What keeps this story engaging is how they do not take no for an answer. Sure, they accept a little too much, demand too little, but when it comes time to really matter, they will not let go. All they needed was to be left alone, enjoy a decent meal, and make a clean bed for a change. As Genie told the pastor, “We threw our dice back in Chicago, hopped on a train to come west, hoping we’d find something. Luck has landed us here.” Not quite the word he wanted to use, but they finally have a warm bed, a paying job digging graves, and a kitchen with food in the cupboards. There is also the diner they can now afford, one of their few luxuries.

The dialog is measured with a bit ‘oldish’, pegging the generation Genie and Calvin grew up in. For instance, “Damn, that Fred’s a good egg,” meaning someone you could trust, and “peckerhead,” a person you definitely could not, have long whiskers on them but they flesh the tone of the novel.

Eventually you start to wonder how Genie and Calvin wound up homeless and hankering for a new life, and what their backgrounds had to say about them.  A few allusions to it are made but you do get a sense, based on their placid philosophical take toward their up and down predicaments that the authors really did write those backgrounds to add more depth to these two men.

The Bed Makers is a subtle, less horror-oriented, and dramatically rounded story that offers a satisfying conclusion. It is a drama about life, loss, and the perseverance of Genie and Calvin, who, despite their struggles and the uneven luck that comes their way, keep working through it, especially when others are in need. The authors successfully create a period-appropriate atmosphere and develop their characters’ backgrounds to add depth to a quietly strong story, making it a rewarding read for those who appreciate a more nuanced, character-driven approach to storytelling whose power keeps you from putting it down. I heartily recommend it.

Godzilla, The Thing, and Kong, Oh My!
Radio Spots

Godzilla vs The Thing Movie production scene
Getting ready to film the big battle. Notice the size of the Mothra prop.

Eekmail just in from Granny!

I was sitting at my little writing table the other night working away on Part Five of my series of giant monsters radio spots when I heard a knock on my door. Answering it, I saw my uncle Thaddeus standing there, a gleam in his sunken eyes set deep into his gaunt face.

“I have something for you,” he said with a sly grin . He held up a small sack, held tightly between his bony fingers.

“What is it?” I asked.

“Open it,” he said.

I quickly opened the sack and found two 7” vinyl records containing radio spots for Godzilla vs The Thing (1964) and King Kong Escapes (1967). I shrieked. “Where did you find these?”

“I found them in an antique shop over in Spooky Hollow,” he said. “I knew you would want them.”

I thanked him over and over again. I offered to pay him, but he declined.

“But, I will take a bottle of your brew,” he said.

Done! And with that, he left. I was thrilled, but I had work to do. My five-part series had now turned into a six-part series and there was a new Part Five to write. Godzilla vs The Thing! Ahh, what was “The Thing”? The one-sheet poster had a giant question mark with Godzilla, and the half-sheet depicted a tentacled beast which was censored in its entirety, being too horrible to see. What was it? The scary, horrible monster turned out to be….Mothra! What? Cute little (big) Mothra? Hmmm. Okay, it was a reworking of Toho’s Mothra vs Godzilla, but the gang at American International Pictures decided to take a different approach in their marketing campaign and played up the “what is it?” angle. But no matter: It was a fun movie with the usual good effects.

King Kong Escapes movie publicity shot.
R to L: Rhodes Reason, Linda Jo Miller, Haruo Nakajima as King Kong and Arthur Rankin, Jr. ham it up during a break in filming.

King Kong Escapes was equally fun with Haruo Nakajima portraying King Kong and Hiroshi Sekita playing Mechani-Kong and Gorosaurus. There are many similarities to the original King Kong (1933), and the effects and battles are especially good. The new King Kong suit was an improvement over the one used in King Kong vs Godzilla.

The radio spots for these two movies are excellent, with both playing up the spectacle of the conflicts. Exciting narrations with lots of sound effects add to the appeal of these spots. So sit back, get comfortable, and listen as the giant monsters attack! Let’s start with Godzilla vs. The Thing Radio Spots!

 

 

And here are the King Kong Escapes Radio Spots

 

King Kong Escapes production shot.
Mechani-Kong and King Kong on set.

Godzilla vs the Thing movie poster

Godzilla vs the Thing movie poster

American International Pictures
The Golden Years
Book Review

American International Pictures The Golden Years book coverZombos Says: An enjoyable, informative read.

Gary A. Smith presents a chronological rundown of the American International Pictures’ offerings from 1954 to 1972. The format of American International Pictures: The Golden Years, takes a little time to get used to as Smith combines various sources of information to paint an interesting production history using articles and reviews from trade publications like Boxoffice, The Hollywood Reporter and Showman’s Trade Review, excerpts from the movies’ pressbooks, critical reviews from The New York Times, Variety, and other newspapers, and quotes from notable creatives involved with AIP like Roger Corman, actors, and other key players involved with production and distribution (from personal interviews provided by Mark Thomas McGee who wrote Fast and Furious: The Story of American International Pictures).

Smith, in his introduction, states he wanted to trace the history of the company through their continual use of publicity, and that not every movie is covered. What really stands out through all this movie by movie, year by year, rundown is how AIP evolved with the audience’s social tastes, and how they always kept their core audience (teens and drive-in crowd) front and center when bringing movies, either domestic or foreign, onto their yearly release schedule.

Under their initial American Releasing Corporation (ARC), with offices in the Lawyer’s Building “not far from Hollywood and Vine,” James Nicholson and Samuel Arkoff struck a deal with producer Roger Corman to distribute his third movie, The Fast and the Furious. And so it began.

Roger Corman (Producer): “I had offers from Republic and Columbia to distribute The Fast and the Furious, but I saw that I was in a trap. If I had to wait for each picture to pay off, I would be making one movie a year. So I gave the picture to Jim [Nicholson] with the stipulation that I would not have to wait for the picture to be released to get my money and I wanted a commitment for two more pictures.”

 

Doc Savage Mexican Lobby Card

Here’s the Doc Savage (El Hombre de Bronce!) Mexican lobby card for the George Pal low budget and campy movie that didn’t properly envision the popular pulp hero who was the forerunner to the modern superhero. Ron Ely was a perfect choice, however, to play the man of bronze. Clark ‘Doc’ Savage Jr. was the first to have a Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic wastes, a place where he pursued his polymathic learning and meditations. Rich like Bruce Wayne, Doc lived on the 86th floor of a New York skyscraper and had five expert friends (a lawyer, an industrial chemist, an archeologist, an electrical wizard, and a construction engineer) to aide him on his adventures. His stories appeared in Street and Smith Publications, on radio, and in the comics during the 1930s and 1940s. Doc’s popularity faded for a while until Bantam re-issued their 1930s paperbacks beginning in 1969 with the awesome James Bama covers. The newfound interest for pulp heroes and serial movies pervaded the 1970s comic conventions and monster magazines too, leading to new fans discovering his exciting adventures.

Doc Savage Mexican lobby card