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Magazine Morgue

The Monster Times Centerfolds

Here are the centerfolds for 47 issues (complete run was 48 plus specials) of The Monster Times magazine from the 1970s. Not familiar with The Monster Times? Read all about it. Issue 23 was not printed in tabloid format but was magazine-sized, so didn’t have a centerfold. Instead, it had three color pages spread throughout the issue. Issue 39 also did not have a centerfold, but focused on the classic monsters. I included the page for Frankenstein’s monster, though it wasn’t in color, as an example. Issue 44 reprinted the centerfold from issue 7. If you’d like to read the issues, you can find them here. Just do a search on them. At one point Fangoria was looking to rekindle the brand name and post the issues, but that never materialized.

I highly recommend Welcome to the Monster Times, another, more insanely organized, archive for TMT. A final note: TMT was printed on newspaper, a cheap and highly acidic medium. Combined with some iffy printing, the images are hard to capture in their original glory. I did work on these to present the best visual quality I could muster without ruining the original vibe, so I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.  And if you decide to grab a few issues off of eBay, make sure to hang up the centerfolds in your man cave or she shed or whatever you call your cave. Be cool like a monsterkid.

The Monster Times 1 Bernie Wrightson Frankenstein Monster
The Monster Times 1 Bernie Wrightson Frankenstein Monster
The Monster Times 2 Star Trek Centerfold
The Monster Times 2 Star Trek Centerfold

Horror Tales Vol. 3, Issue 2 1971

Here are some naughty terror tales to keep you busy while munching on your candy swag from trick or treating. Of course, if you’re an adult, you can just buy the stuff and pig out (a perk, really, no begging involved, and you can avoid the weird things some people think make good treats). This magazine will definitely not cause cavities, but may give you nightmares. We can only be so lucky.

Horror Tales Magazine v2-3 March 1971

Dracula Classic Magazine 1976

Myron Fass of Eerie Publications came out with this non-comic look at Dracula in 1976 (with the short story, Dracula’s Guest, by Bram Stoker, included). It was followed up with another one-shot, Revenge of Dracula, in 1977. Both covers featured Bela Lugosi as the undead count. In Revenge, Sheridan Le Fanu’s Carmilla was added. John Thomas Church provided the non-prose content for both. Revenge was the last magazine to be published by Myron Fass under the Eerie Publications name as he and Stanley Harris split over differences and Harris took the name with him in 1977.

In The Weird World of Eerie Publications by Mike Howlett (Feral House), he recounts how things came to a head. Fass kept a gun in the office. “In the summer of 1976, there was the typical tension in the air, and Myron Fass was storming around the office after having a heated argument with Harris. He retreated to his office and then a gunshot rang out.”

“It was really loud, and everybody freaked out, Howard Smukler recalled. “We had a number of gay editors/artists, or at least non-violent English major types, and they were really going nuts.” The shot went through the wall into Harris’ office, barely missing him.

Dracula Classic Magazine, Eerie Publications, 1976

Scary Humor with Cracked’s For Monsters Only Magazine

Cracked's For Monsters Only Issue OneI contributed this article, originally, to 70s Monster Memories, edited by Eric McNaughton (publisher of We Belong Dead magazine). I’m happy to say the book has gone into reprints.

 

In 1965, the neighborhood corner store’s magazine rack was filled with monster magazines and many freshly minted monster kids. Gorged on the zany, horror-host-hosted Shock! television packages of classic (and often spastic) horror and science fiction movies, monsterish humor was hotter than an angry villager’s sputtering torch. It would take maturing monsterkids in the 1970s to clamor for more sophisticated reading, but until then blame Vampira and Forrest J. Ackerman’s Famous Monsters of Filmland for making horror movies cool by poking a little fun, and a lot of puns, their way.

And also profitable. It didn’t’ take a mad scientist’s machinations to realize that by adding funny captions to movie photos (often already owned or loaned from the movie studios), you could easily fill up a magazine’s pages on the cheap.

Carrying this humor angle to the extreme was Cracked’s For Monsters Only: The Official Magazine for All Monsters! Begun in 1965, and running through to its 10th and last issue in 1972, its funny cartoons and illustrations, wacky John Severin drawn comics and covers, and wide assortment of crazy-captioned movie photos populated by aliens, monsters, and other assorted creatures (and their victims), were aimed at the reader’s funny bone instead of his or her jugular vein.

Never quite finding its circulation or format footing, the issues wavered between being overrun by Cracked-slanted cartoons, illustrations, and captioned photos, or nominally kept at bay by non-humorous content, like the The Secret Files of Marc Vangoro’s comic-illustrated stories, tossed in for the horror comics fan, and the informative articles, written by Richard Bojarski, which highlighted the notables of horror along with their movies.

By 1972, Cracked’s For Monster’s Only was doomed. More relevant magazines clamored for the corner store’s rack space, and avid readers, by appealing to the multi-genre fans emerging in the 1970s. Monster kid appetites were becoming more voracious, seasoned by the beginnings of the comic book and popular culture conventions, into devouring anything and everything comic books, horror movies, and science fiction and fantasy. Cracked’s For Monsters Only, whose content was never really enough to satisfy that appetite, and with its publication too sporadic to become more than a mouthful, would be left on the racks and lose its readership faster than a vampire could make a blood bank withdrawal.

But before its end came, the Cracked visual style, led by John Severin, would create an unforgettable visual mix of detail and exaggeration that would bring charm, fancifulness, and satire to the classic monsters that is still highly regarded today.

Following are some notes on each issue for your edification pleasure. …

Monsters and Heroes Issue 6
Flash Gordon

One of the cool happenings of the comics scene in the 1960s and 1970s was the rekindling of interest and love for the movie serial, a weekly episodic adventure showing at your local cinema. Serials ran from 1912 (What Happened to Mary?) until 1956 (Blazing the Overland Trail). Each episode would end in a cliffhanger, an OMG scene involving a thrilling impending death along the lines of how the hell will he (usually a man) survive going off that cliff in a car, or jump out of the crashing airplane without a parachute, or not breathe his last (from toxic gas or rising water or lack of air ), or escape the insidious torture device, or avoid being crushed by (something big), or catch onto something as he falls off a building, and so on.

Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers were my favorite serials. Both had ray guns, death beams (Star Wars, anyone?), spaceships, robots, weird aliens, merciless evil adversaries, wild monsters, and sultry princesses and damsels in distress, and men and women in tights. One magazine that devoted pages to the appreciation of serials was Larry Ivie’s Monsters and Heroes. In issue 6 (1969 and only 35 cents!), he covered Flash Gordon. Here’s the article.

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UFO Universe Presents
Space Monsters Issue 1 (1990)

This is a cool monster magazine from the 1990s. Nice coverage of older and more recent alien monster movies. Normally I would not post scans for a magazine from the 1990s due to copyright ownership, but I believe the corporate entity that issued this one is no longer active. I believe this was the only issue. 

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Terror Tales Vol. 9 Issue 4 (1978)

More gore in store for you in Terror Tales Vol. 9, issue 4. Lots of pages to spread the black bloody around too. It's funny but I'm not a fan of gore onscreen: I like my horror suspenseful and atmospheric, and with special effects or gore that fits into the storyline for a reason. But with horror comics, the fun is seeing how creatively the illustrator can render the terror, whether through gory scenes or beautifully horrible inky shadows filled with monsters and body parts. Of course, women victims seem to get the sharp edge wearing the least amount of clothing, whenever possible. Tells you something about illustrators for this stuff: like they're mostly men with some developmental issues. But their developmental issues are our gain, so yay all those troubling issues! Art therapy is good for the soul, right?

In this issue, a superb inside cover splash page starts things off (though I bet the full illustration is even more naughty), and The Headless Ones have an itch they can't scratch, which is a par for the course in Heads of Terror. And if the terror is not taking place on an island or a dungeon or a sinister house, there's always a cave to light a fire in and warm up the monsters, as in The Cave Monsters, with kinetic artwork by Ruben Marchionne. Only to be followed by another stunner by Alberto Macagno in River of Blood.

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Terror Tales Vol.4 Issue 1 (1972)

Some terrifically gruesome stories in this one for you to sink your teeth into and warp your mind. No holds barred artwork delivers the goods, which in this issue are body parts, monstrous hungry sea witches, and bodies long dead but still moving to feed the crocodile god. Lots of hungry creatures in this issue. Those bulging eyes in The Demon's Night will keep you wide awake and The Bloody Statues will remind you of a Roger Corman movie. You've been warned. Don't blame me if you have nightmares.

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Terror Tales Vol. 6 Issue 2 (1974)

Here’s some more terror for you, wrapped in a truly hideous cover. More monsters, more doom for hapless mortals, and more engrossing art to put a spell on you. After you’ve read a few of these stories you’ll notice that a lot of evil and horror erupts between unhappy couples, the dead play mischief, and skeletons abound. And women get tied up and traumatized and faint a lot.

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Terror Tales Vol.5 Issue 4 (1973)

The later issues of Terror Tales, and all other Eerie comics publications, rehashed stories and elements from earlier covers to save money. In this issue, Pool of Horror is reprinted, though I forget from which issue, but hey, enjoy the wonderful black and white art and the usual tropes of political incorrectness (ah, the 1970s), and revel at monsters not caring a wit about it, of course. One story, The Day Man Died, is par for the course of 1960s and 1970s angst about the future, where robots would do all the work. leaving man to idle away his time in endless fun stuff. Seems the writers of these stories forgot the most important thing: You need to buy a robot first, and lord knows how much that will cost. So maybe the story title should have been The Day Those Who Could Afford the Luxury of a Robot Died.

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For Monsters Only
Issue 4 (1966)

ZC reader Justin noticed I hadn’t posted Cracked’s For Monsters Only, issue 4. Well, here you go, Justin. I found a toasty but cozy copy in the closet. I miss the days of hunting for monster mags on the newstands. I’m sure you do, too. Enjoy.

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Terror Tales Vol. 2 No. 1

The classic, I Chopped Her Head Off! is in this issue. If you ever wondered why parents and decent citizens (don’t you love that term?) ganged up on the comics industry forcing the bland comics code on us all (but a boon to magazine sales), this one story captures everything you would put on a poster illustrating the evils of comic books. And you can color it in! Yes boys and girls, you too can be seduced by the dark side, just a few color pencils needed. Now that’s one thing I bet you hadn’t thought about. Just print out the pages of this splaterific issue of moral decay and bamm! instant adult coloring book! You can thank me later. Just don’t tell your parents and loved ones where I live. I’ll deny everything.

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