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JM Cozzoli

A horror genre fan with a blog. Scary.

Handling the Undead (2024)
When Loved Ones Don’t Love Anymore

Handling the Undead movie still

Zombos Says: More horror and less lingering reflection would appeal more to horror fans.

Thea Hvistendahl directs this Norwegian horror-lite story with slick and sluggish intent and too much ponderous observation with static, composition-lingering, scenes stretching at times to monotony.

Beautiful camera movement, intense mundane closeups, and whispering emotions play through three families, intertwining the despondent living, dealing with their grief, then dealing with the unexpectedly returning dead, who are devoid of anything human except for their worse-for-death bodies. Rain, subdued color, quiet through most of the film (there is little dialog or music), and gloomy drone-shot vistas increase the desolation of souls and relationships. Handling the Undead is a slow drama that sometimes exceeds its inertia. That is, until the last act of the movie, where Hvistendahl’s more energetic editing increases the pace, ratcheting up the despair and terror as the standard zombie trope surfaces with bite.

The supernatural event begins with the local utility power surging, wreaking havoc with radio, disrupting the flight of birds, and then flicking a brief blackout. Before that, we explore each family. A young mother (Renate Reinsve) sits by a fan, preparing for work. She is grieving the loss of her son. She is inconsolable and no longer communicates well with her father (Bjørn Sundquist) the boy’s grieving grandfather. At work she prepares meals under another fan. Then there are the two lovers (Olga Damani, Bente Børsum). One is saying goodbye to the other in an empty, cavernous, mortuary. As the body is wheeled away it goes through a door beside a filled-up dumpster, barely nudging itself into the frame. The third, somewhat nuclear, household is livelier, until Eva (Bahar Pars), the girlfriend the kids like, dies in an auto accident.

Then the departed return: looking like death warmed over, mute, eyes staring into nothingness. Each family tries to make the new relationship work but this is a zombie movie after all, and zombies are always decomposing and antithetical to the living (except for the delightful Warm Bodies). The heart-broken grandfather, asleep by the gravesite, hears his nephew stirring in his coffin and digs him up (just like that); one lover returns to the other’s delight and is embraced (just like that), but incapable of reciprocating that love, the relationship struggles for air; and finally that girlfriend, who woke up after dying in her hospital room, brings everyone to her bedside with some semblance of joy, but invariably horrifies them (and us, certainly) in a scene worth the price of admission.

Any hope turns to fear as each of the undead reverts to problematic behavior. The visit to Eva in the hospital to reunite the sense of family winds up destroying it. As one lover tries to get the other to eat toast, with the camera slowly inspecting the food on the table as if it is just another meal they are sharing. I kept thinking, watch those fingers. A sudden, quite vigorous, chomp on the toast is unsettling and a hint of worse things to come. And the young mother and Elias, along with grandfather, head to an isolated island to avoid the police. Not so isolated as it turns out, leading to a more George Romero zombie lurking about and a realization leading to a heartrending decision that letting go is the only outcome possible.

Both compelling at times, tedious at times, and with a few beautifully calculated scenes of horror and loss, this is a tough film to market to horror fans spoon-fed on less contemplation and more screams. But there are moments of sadness and terror to appreciate in this almost-arthouse story about the living and the undead.

Children Shouldn’t Play
With Dead Things (1972)
Pressbook

When you think of VHS, this one definitely comes to mind (for those of us who still think of VHS, that is).  Alternate titles for Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things were Zreaks, Things from the Dead, Things from the Grave, and Revenge of the Living Dead. In Germany it was called Cemetery of the Dead, in Finland, Älä leiki kuolleilla, in Portugal, As Crianças Não Devem Brincar Com Coisas Mortas. Some trivia for you courtesy of IMDb: the names on the tombstones in the film are those of the crew members; they were made out of styrofoam (the tombstones, not the crew members). The film’s script was written in ten days (yes, I believe that).

The 1990 guidebook “Uranian Worlds: A Guide to Alternative Sexuality in Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror” by Eric Garber and Lyn Paleo lists this film as one of the first horror films to show positive (though stereotypical) gay male characters who also have an important role in its story. (cited from IMDb)

Children Shouldnt Play With Dead Things Pressbook

Children Shouldn’t Play
With Dead Things
Radio Spots!

Children Shouldn't play with dead things zombie

Direct to you from The Radio Reaper’s not so small reliquary (by way of Granny Creech’s overgrown backyard, through some creepy woods, and now here at last, are the almost endless radio spots for the creepy cult favorite: Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things (1972). It starts off as a horror comedy but gets dark and deadly as the children learn their terminal lessons. This is one of those movies best experienced on VHS, but hell, digital is easier to use these days. For 50 grand, you get a slow but really eerie story where you wind up rooting for the zombies (yeah, admit it, you always root for the zombies, you sick bastard). Stay tuned as we have thousands of cool radio spots just itching to light up your night, courtesy of two very generous horror hoarders, Granny Creech and The Radio Reaper. 

Here are some creepy radio spots to devour!

 

 

 

The Devil Rides Out (1968) Pressbook

The Devil Rides Out is one of those movies, like Casablanca, that I can watch again and again. I wish Hammer had continued a franchise with Christopher Lee as the occult investigator, Duc de Richleau. Terence Fisher and Richard Matheson (screenplay) did a marvelous job with Dennis Wheatley’s rambling book, and the depiction of the more nefarious theme of Satanism (not the fun-loving Sabrina-esque one we’ve come to love these days), is still effective though not quite as shocking. Wheatley had written a few books around Duc de Rickleau and Lee, after meeting the author at a lecture, urged Hammer to lens one of his books.  Lee is noted as saying this was his favorite Hammer movie (cited from IMDb). Considering he played the good guy fighting evil, for a change, I can see why.

The Devil Rises Out movie pressbook

Executive producer Anthony Hinds was inexplicably depressed by the rushes, and made a special request to composer James Bernard to detract from the film’s shortcomings. While Bernard was working on his score, hinds hired Patrick Allen to re-voice co-star Leon Greene, inadvertently compromising the film even more. A pivotal special effects sequence, a close-up of the Angle of Death, was left unfinished. ( The Hammer Vault, Treasures From the Archive of Hammer Films by Marcus Hearn)

Nevertheless, it would seem that Hinds was not the only person who had reservations about Greene’s acting abilities. Commented Christopher Lee in a letter to his fan club shortly after the completion of shooting, “What I have seen of the film, with the possible exception of one member of the cast, promises to be surprisingly good.” Ouch! (Hammer Complete: The Films, the Personnel, the Company by Howard Maxford)

The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)
Pressbook

Directed by Edgar G. Ulmer (The Black Cat 1934, The Man From Planet X), this, little less than an hour, AIP movie may not get much love, but it is kind of fun to kill some time. IMDb listed the budget at 100 grand. It Came From Hollywood sent these pressbook scans along to help you make up your mind. Ulmer started as a set designer, and worked as an assistant director on influential German Expressionist films like F.W. Murnau’s The Last Laugh and Faust in the 1920s (cited from Britannica). He ran afoul of the studios after having an affair with the wife of someone with enough clout to get him blackballed. That moved him into B and lower-budgeted movies, which actually worked out pretty well for sci fi and noir fans. Jack Lewis, the writer, wrote screenplays for Johnny Mack Brown and other Western cowboy actors.

The Amazing Transparent Man pressbook

Creature with the Atom Brain (1955)
Pressbook

That look of Richard Denning in the poster art? Priceless. You don’t often (pretty much never, really) see a man recoil in terror in movie poster art. Women are the helpless, emotional victims, not men. I wonder what he thought about it when he saw what the marketing team had dreamed up? Love the coloring page. One of these days I’ll compile a post on coloring pages used for movie publicity. Kind of odd, kind of fun, they’re a promotional gimmick I’m not sure as to their effectiveness, and who the targeted audience was for them.

Creature with the Atom Brain Pressbook

 

Karate, The Hand of Death (1961) Pressbook

It Came From Hollywood says: “A full decade before martial arts pictures became a “thing.” I’m claiming that not only is Karate, The Hand of Death the first martial arts picture, but it also created the cinematic trope of the American guy, who is fluent in the Japanese language and culture along with being a master of martial arts, forced to clear his name of a wrong-doing he is accused of while also kicking some ass! Cannon Pictures didn’t invent this sub-genre; Joseph Brenner did, and Allied Artists released it!”

Karate, The Hand of Death Pressbook

Creature With the Atom Brain
Radio Spots!

Creature With the Atom Brain movie posterFrom the super secret radio lair of Granny Creech and The Radio Reaper…

The other day I called up my brother Ambrose and asked him if he wanted to go into town to the grocery store with me. He did. I picked him up and we rode into Pumpkin Hollow to the General Store. We shopped for the month’s groceries and departed. We used the time together to catch up on all the latest gossip and to see how each other’s families were doing. I dropped him off and headed home. When I arrived, I noticed a large manilla envelope on my porch, leaning up against my front door. I took it in and then unloaded my many sacks of groceries. When I finished that task, I opened the envelope. It was from The Radio Reaper with a note that said, “Here are some interesting spots to go with the spots you ran a few weeks ago. I hope you enjoy them.”

I took out the record. “Ah, yes,” I thought, “the second feature to an interesting double bill. We finally get to hear the radio spots for Creature With the Atom Brain. Released in 1955 as the companion feature to It Came From Beneath the Sea, Creature is a delightfully atmospheric detective murder-mystery with science fiction elements thrown in. The opening scene showing someone or…something…walking toward the camera with a heavy back light while a beating heart is heard instantly grabs your attention. Later, when the mysterious figure bends iron window bars and breaks into a mansion, it attacks the man inside. Bullets can’t stop it and we see, quite graphically via shadows on the wall, the man picked up overhead by the powerful intruder and getting his spine snapped. And I don’t mean slightly snapped, I mean the poor guy gets folded in two…backwards…with a loud crack! Yeowch! My teeth hurt every time I watch that scene. …

Roger Corman Movies:
Radio Spots to Remember

Roger Corman on set

Granny Creech digs deep to uncover memorable radio spots for Roger Corman movies…

I was invited over to my daughter Drusilla’s house this past Sunday to celebrate Mother’s Day. Her husband, Winslow, was there, as was my son, Arthur, and his wife Letitia (Letty), along with a whole bunch of little monsterkids-in-training. My grandson, Big Abner –Arthur’s and Letty’s son – couldn’t make it because he had some out-of-town business to finish up. He hoped to be there later.

After a fine meal we all retired to the rocking chairs and swing on the front porch and lazily sipped our glasses of sassafras tea. The topic of conversation turned to scary movies and we each took turns naming our favorites. The titles were as varied as the personalities on the porch: the men liked the old Universal movies, the women liked the Universal classics of the ‘50s, and I liked them all, especially the lower budget movies of the 1950s.

It was at this point that Big Abner came running up the sidewalk, panting, and between gasps said, “Roger Corman has died!”

A silence fell over the group. We had lost a great one. …

Roger Corman’s World
We Welcome It

roger corman's world documentary
Zombos Says: A Fun Documentary

“By mistake, he actually made a good picture once and awhile.” — Jack Nicholson, Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel

“Taste was out of the question.” — Martin Scorsese, Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel

Cinema Trash filmmaking is an art form–seriously, it is— and its greatest ideologist and practitioner is Roger Corman. He didn’t invent cheap sensational movies, but he knew how to make them highly profitable and when to kick-start a trend or exploit it to sell more theater seats (or drive-in car slots).  Soft-spoken but craftily articulate, Corman is the star of Alex Stapleton’s no frills documentary, Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel, which highlights how Corman ignited the careers of actors and directors who embraced–more like succumbed to, really–his pragmatic, and unwavering, bottom-line focused, moviemaking eye.

I first became acquainted with Corman’s work through The Terror, a movie whose inexplicable mix of budget-friendly moments and left-over sets went unnoticed by my 7-year-old eyes as I ruined my parents night out. I couldn’t help it. I refused to stay home with the babysitter so they had to take me along to the Loew’s Oriental theater (this was in Brooklyn, New York). I quietly sat between them as I watched Jack Nicholson, Dick Miller, Boris Karloff, and Sandra Knight chew up the gothic scenery, not really understanding what was happening. Of course, after the five or so directors got through with it, no one else did, either. I’m sure I had hit up the concession stand for treats, but I don’t remember what I ate. What I do remember is that scene: Helene (Sandra Knight) melting away into brown goo after Andre (Jack Nicholson) rescues her. That I remember. I blame Corman for hooking me on horror movies because The Terror is the first one I saw on the big screen (or small, for that matter). …