Okay, so it doesn’t make much sense for Dracula to need a dagger; but it beats a glowing stake, right? The mask isn’t much of one, either: it’s about the size of a fifty-cent piece. You can wear it over one eye for an eye-mask, I suppose. Jolly Roger Pumpkin Pirate or something catchy like that would maybe work.
It’s still cool. Look at that handsome, luridly green Count Dracula menacing us with his glowing dagger as he flashes those pearly chompers.
You won’t see Halloween toys like this anymore. Kids might trip and fall onto the nasty-looking point of this wicked plastic weapon of doom and go crying to their lawyer. Or maybe pop some other kid’s eye out with it.
Then again, maybe that’s why they included the eye-mask? Shrewd.
Nice. Makes me want to make a trip to my local Dollar Store and see what hidden goodies I can find lying beneath the massive pile of unorganized holiday wares.