Why do apes and ape-like monsters always go for the girls? Just asking. It’s staggering how many gut-wrenchingly bad movies John Carradine acted in. He deserved better. This Mexican lobby card for Bigfoot (1970) at least promotes the King Kong tie-in (although there isn’t any), and highlights the proper way a monster should carry a girl: over the shoulder; the arms tire too quickly, no matter how big and hairy you are.